So my neighbor, or: why I’m a terrible neighbor.
My neighbor is like… an 80 year old man. He’s got a limp and looks like he’s not in the best of health. I’ve lived here for a few years and haven’t had a problem with them - until I got the missus.
He and his wife have 3 dogs. You can tell from one look that the dogs run the house. They are so fat they can barely walk, and they are fucking bullies.
They have tried to bite me and one of them has tried to fight missy too. She’s so small she just peed on herself. It wasn’t until I had grabbed her up and kicked at the dog that it backed up a step. It still stood its ground barking at me like it was going to move furniture around.
Add to this that all the dogs pee and poop in my yard 2 and 3 times a day.
I’ve talked to him a few times now because I keep stepping in it - they poop right by my mailbox and front steps all the time. He just says, “Sorry bout that!” Every time and then never does anything.
So yeah, that is not what’s winning grammys this year. I don’t know if it will stop so, I just throw poop all up and through their yard everytime their dogs come round to my yard.
This is the story of why I am a shitty neighbor. LOL
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graham-bailey said:
Doesn’t make you a terrible neighbor at all.
You could pour bleach (lots of it actually) around the areas that they tend to shit in your yard. The smell burns their nose and they won’t go back there.
Thank my Jamaican parents for that one. :/
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notyrdear said:
i don’t think that makes you a shitty neighbor! nobody wants to walk through a yard full of shit that isn’t even their dog’s!!
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