February 2012
A 12 year old person just told me
Aapparently, the kids say your “weenis” is your elbow and your “gina” is your chin.
Then she asked if she could touch my chin.
Needless to say, I am uncomfortable and I believe there is a meth epidemic at the local middle school here.
I told her this. I said, “I’m pretty sure ur frans are on drugs, little buddy.”
@bad dominicana
Can u email me? I can’t seem to use the ask feature on my phone. (-_- )
Girl and Doll
A guy who owns a contracting business came in here today - he might be doing some work on the building. My God he was hot, and he kept calling me girl and doll and sweetie and shit.
Ugh he was hot.
I need to get married so I can bang someone. Stat.
@Ka
The fire and the nook are almost exactly the same LOL its just… I got to play with the other girl’s fire and its like… a big phone? To me at least.
I thought about a netbook, because I like keyboards, but id like to root an android tablet and be able to use my squareUP sqaure with it.
So I think a tablet is best for me, id just like a 10” one.
Are any of you or anyone you know:
Selling a tablet or have a line on one on the cheap? Tbqh, I’m not even sure a tablet is what I need.
I don’t need to store much information because (my goal is) soon ill have a desktop. I just need portability and ease of accessing info I’ve stored online (photos, correspondence, etc).
Id love a full size tablet, but the $800+ pricetag on them isn’t in my budget yet....
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What kind of food do you feed your dog?
Is there a special reason why?
When God Brings You Out:
It’s absolutely undeniable. There’s no doubt in my mind of His blessings, mercy, and love.
THANK YOU GOD FOR EXTENDING YOUR GRACE AND MERCY TO ME!
Have a wonderful Sunday, friends.
PK
16 hour day today.
I’m tired.
Goodnight, Tumblr.
I think I wanna be a foster mum!
Are any of ya’ll foster parents? I just want someone to talk to more about it.
In which I spend 2 minutes and 15 seconds thanking...
Funniest thing ever
I wish I could screen shot it LOL
I posted “I want to do my nails so bad” and when I came back to check my dash, it says, right at the top “1-800-i-dont-give-a-fuck reblogged your post” and right below it is my “I want to do my nails” post.
I have no idea why but it struck me as ridiculously hilarious.
This has been a post.
My goal was to meet 5 people by Saturday
Its Wednesday and I’ve already met 4!
WOOT!
I want to do my nails so bad.
Maybe tonight. Maybe.
Notes to self:
Shit happens.
You get over it. Move on.
Straighten your attitude up and make some moves.
just posting this round one more time: Help Me...
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Hair, nails, and makeup are my passion! Helping others to look and feel their very best is my greatest goal in life - I’ve been planning and saving for a long time to work in a salon - but it is a...
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So my neighbor, or: why I'm a terrible neighbor.
My neighbor is like… an 80 year old man. He’s got a limp and looks like he’s not in the best of health. I’ve lived here for a few years and haven’t had a problem with them - until I got the missus.
He and his wife have 3 dogs. You can tell from one look that the dogs run the house. They are so fat they can barely walk, and they are fucking bullies.
They have tried...
Does anyone else do that?
When someone does some fuckshit, you’re just like… this bitch… with an accompanying disgusted head shake?
This bitch...
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I have thrown poop in my neighbor's yard for the...
I have and I will until they get their mongrel dogs under control and they stop shitting all over my yard, in front of the mailbox, in front of the front steps of my house, around my car, and in front of my garage.
I am a terrible neighbor, I think.
So, until that great day, I’ve decided when I come outside to leave for work and I find their dog shit in my yard, I will scoop it up and...
MasterAdept
I hate listening to smacking, but I also hate the noise it makes when ppl chew. Just generally. It creeps me out.
LOL
But u kno how when you dont like someone, everything they do is wrong? I’m there right now. Like “bitch! Why do you keep chewing your food?!” Lololololol
I hate listening to ppl chew.
Hate it.
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Cursing out old friends is never fun.
My client came in, and an old friend was in there too. When my client left, my friend, who was having her hair done by someone else in the salon, yells “I have to tell you something. You know so and such IS A MAN”
At which point I said, “ugh, no she’s not. She’s (her name) and that’s all that matters.”
At which point, my old friend proceeds to tell me...
WatchBeto and Nini
Remember that mcdonalds sign jpg that's floating...
It says “start your morning off right with a sausage in your butt” or something.
Every once in a while, when I’m browsing tumblr, I think of that pic and I sing “the best part of wakin’ up is sausage in yo butttttttt.”
This has been a post.
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Black Lady Blue
They are opi gel colors. They are cured (dried) by UV rays. The dark bottles keep the light out. :-)
WatchMy big ass hair lol
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This morning.
Her: ugh I just got raped at the beauty supply. Do you know how much I just spent!
Me: you probably didn't get raped though.
Her: well you know what I mean! My ticket was so expensive!
Me: yeah. That's what I mean too. You probably didn't get raped, though.
Her: well why can't I say it? I paid a lot! Its like being raped!
Me: ...
WatchI love your haircut!
WatchPlaying around :-)
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